Don't make me dance alone

A singer; a writer; an artist; a pagan.

Welcome to my nest of randomness.
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Raven by Hao Lu
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The location of common rooms

Gryffindor: Tower! The highest fucking tower, fuck yeah! TOWER!
Hufflepuff: But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...
Gryffindor: TOWER!
Hufflepuff: Oh, for the love of...
Slytherin: I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!
Hufflepuff: But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...
Slytherin: Super. Secret. Lair.
Hufflepuff: Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?
Ravenclaw: Tower.
Hufflepuff: But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...
Ravenclaw: Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.
Hufflepuff: Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?
Gryffindor: GOING DOWN ROWENA!
Slytherin: Underground is better.
Hufflepuff: For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.
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highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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calabozos:

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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legit

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself
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plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

panicatthesocialgathering:

"hey I like that band you’re listening to!"

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"….but the lead singer is kinda ugly"

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"well actually they’re all kinda ugly"

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